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phobias:

"how are you single?"

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ugly:

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

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snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

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adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(Source: reconcicle, via stabs)

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manysidesofmyself:

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and still no Oscar

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pineplapple:

turning up at a party with your cool friend

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officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

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i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

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awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

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richwhitelesbian:

i used to work at an ice cream thing and people would come in with DQ coupons and i was like “this isnt dairy queen” and theyd get mad and ask to talk to my manager who also told them it wasnt dairy queen

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